Can We?

Hi, im Alex.
Im 18.
Im a mermaid.
My precious princess well be here Oct, 20.
& Im trying to better than yesterday.

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

(via darkarcherprince-deactivated)

watsonly:

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

(Source: 3033033, via darkarcherprince-deactivated)

(via no6frahnocry)

(Source: sh-ocking, via i-am-my-own-mind)

We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins, via educatedfoolwithmoney)

childservices:

me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd

(via awkwardvagina)

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

(via ruinedchildhood)

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina, via sniffing)

20daysofjune:

Miley?
Iggy?
Justin?
Macklemore?
Katy?
Justin Timberlake?
Riff Raff?
Buckwild?
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(Source: 20daysofjune, via beyoncebeytwice)

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