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Hi, im Alex.
Im 18.
Im a mermaid.
Im gonna be like the coolest mom.
& Im also hopelessly inlove.



throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you


dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves


Apr 16th at 7AM / via: tyleroakley / op: danfreakindavis / 357,031 notes

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can


Apr 16th at 7AM / via: selfishnacho / op: slipandslut / 219,975 notes

Apr 16th at 7AM / via: psychofactz / op: psychofactz / 1,349 notes
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)


Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

darkarcherprince:

chindyalo:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

I haven’t shaved my legs in months and I’m not even ashamed of that. 

I haven’t done this in over twenty years


Apr 16th at 7AM / via: flxwermouth / op: hideingreensuns / 2,619 notes



lucyismylady:

I’M OBSESSED. 😍

lucyismylady:

I’M OBSESSED. 😍



Apr 16th at 7AM / via: yourefuckingdeadtome / op: deanovak / 326,710 notes

oh-beatriz:

Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

just ask for it

Apr 16th at 7AM / via: stretchedlobes / op: rachelthefish / 405,196 notes

despicablemaee:

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

Seeing commercials for this is both creepy and exciting