"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed